I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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