I think I won the penis lottery.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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