Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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