I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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