on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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