She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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