jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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