Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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