So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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