I love black thongs
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
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I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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