your room smells of hookers.
And success
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
i black out too much to be "responsible"
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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