Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It's never too late to be topless.
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.