Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.