Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
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I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
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Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.