your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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