Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
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just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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