So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
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We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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