You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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