If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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