Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
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That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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