its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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