Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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