dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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