i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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