i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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