i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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