I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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