i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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