I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
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We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I would fuck him just for his dog
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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