so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
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he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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