They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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