You work out of a Hotel?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize