I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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