I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
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