I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It was like getting head from an anaconda
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
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