Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Randomize