sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I am mentally ready for anal.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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