what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I should be sponsored by Trojan
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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