I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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