Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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