What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
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