But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
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I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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