so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you win again, gameday.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
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Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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