haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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