It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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