Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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