Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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