there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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