I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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