she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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