Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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