She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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