we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
Randomize
