Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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