the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Your penis caused this!
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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