Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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