yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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