glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
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Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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