piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Come see our sink grown plant.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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