stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
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I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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